Scratch and Sniff (But It’s Definitely the Shirt... Probably)"
Introducing the ultimate high-fashion statement for the chronically fragrant! This shirt proudly features a bold "Scratch and Sniff" print with a big ol’ weed leaf—perfect for those who always smell like the dispensary but want to blame the outfit.
 
Whether you're dodging your boss, your landlord, or your judgy aunt at brunch, this tee offers stylish culpable deniability. It’s not you… it’s the shirt. Right? RIGHT?!
 
Perfect for stoners with a sense of humor and a trail of suspiciously skunky cologne. Wear responsibly. Or don’t. We’re not your dad.